Slaphappy Mortician


Slaphappy Mortician's exact whereabouts are unknown.  Intelligence tells us he is headquartered close to a town called St. Peters Village in Southeastern Pennsylvania.

Eyewitnesses claim to have seen "Slap Mo" performing in Philadelphia and the surrounding areas.  These reports have not been verified.

We have contacted Slaphappy Mortician on several occasions, yet he has declined to discuss his location, origins, or future plans.  However, during one such communication, he was quoted as saying:

"I was born in a mortuary...or funeral parlor more precisely.  On top of a grand piano.  On All Hallows Eve."

This has not yet been substantiated.

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